Jeff: Want anything from Dunkin?
Me: No thanks.
Jeff: You sure? Coffee, breakfast, hot cocoa…anything?
Me: Nah, I’m going to eat pie for breakfast.
Jeff: Did you say you’re going to eat pie for breakfast?
Me: Yeah.
Jeff: That’s sexy.
Ahh, the holidays. Let’s get this party started.
Oh…and happy shopping! I’d do a recap of the best sales, but it’s way too late and also every other blog on earth did that. Google it, you’ll see!